I think about sex every 3.14159265 seconds. I’m Ï€-sexual. bit.ly/OIoLvr @kelkulus— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 8, 2012...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/07/07/no-831-kelkulus/Happy 3rd Birthday, Texaco hotdog on the far left of the roller! bit.ly/MpP5ak @Cameron_Slade— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 19, 2012...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/19/no-813-cameron_slade/http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213316326922522626...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/14/no-805-arrogant_twat/The Backyardigans are singing about happy endings. What kind of message is this sending our children? - @resila...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/12/no-803-resila/People who reply 'K' to a message are just too lazy to write potassium.  @AdrianasWords...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/30/no-794-adrianaswords/The nice thing about being empty inside is having lots of room for alcohol. @spartacuffs...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/27/funny-tweetage/Love is letting a guy do for you what you could do for yourself in half the time & only one finger. - @IamEnidColeslaw...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/21/funny-tweets-twitter/"Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the shit out of everyone forever." -God making scorpions  @trevso_electric...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/09/no-769-trevso_electric/Tonight: Trump v. Murdoch. May the worst man win. -Â @TheDailyShow...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/06/no-765-thedailyshow/Daily Show in five minutes! Stop whatever you're doing! Unless you're a fireman. Or a surgeon. Or Mick Jagger... Actually, Mick? Stop it. @TheDailyShow...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/06/no-764-thedailyshow/
