Police in Pasco County, Florida arrested a man acc... ...not believe their instructor when he warned them criminals might attack them with bananas. They were fools.[...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/01/03/Man-Arrested-for-Assault-with-a-Banana/(Crime Scene Bandages now on sale at the NeatoShop)Last month, a man walked into a Sports Page sporting goods store in Marshalltown, Iowa. He asked for a job application, filled it out and turned it in. Then, according t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/12/15/Man-Fills-out-Job-Application-at-a-Store-Shoplifts-on-His-Way-out-Gets-Arrested-When-He-Comes-in-for-an-Interview/(Photo: Cop and Robber Salt & Pepper Shakers now on sale at the NeatoShop)This guy is going to get grounded for a long time! Police arrested a suspect in a Lake Worth, Florida burglary this week. They were at the sce...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/10/Burglar-Caught-When-He-Leaves-His-Phone-at-the-Victims-Home-and-His-Mom-Calls/(Unrelated photo via Øyvind Holmstad)“If you’re in my house, you’re not walking out.”Two burglars in Hemet, California experienced a major failure in the victim selection process last Satur...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/06/Pro-Tip-for-Criminals-Dont-Try-to-Rob-a-Competitive-Axe-Thrower/Today's tale of adventure for Florida Man, the world's worst superhero, takes us to the town of Deltona. It was there that our intrepid friend tried to pay his water bill with an envelope of crack cocaine:Employees at th...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/09/24/Florida-Man-Tries-to-Pay-Water-Bill-with-Cocaine/Police in Fort Pierce, Florida arrested a man and a woman for shoplifting at a Walmart. While searching them, police found crack cocaine and pills on the man. The suspect, it turned out, was a professional in the crack c...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/08/31/Man-Says-Cops-Weighed-His-Cocaine-Wrong-He-Knows-Because-Thats-What-He-Does-for-a-Living/Even though the robbery suspect in Wasilla, Alaska was recognized while in the store, he persisted in attempting to get money from the cashier. The cashier was unimpressed and refused to cooperate: The clerk told him &l...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/07/04/Convenience-Store-Robber-Fails-to-Get-Money-Then-Wanders-off-to-the-Mug-Shot-Saloon/In 2011, two guards at a jail in Alden, New York got into a fight over a bag of potato chips. A prisoner stepped in between them, trying to stop the fight, and got caught in the barrage of blows. Undersheriff Mark N. Wip...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/07/01/Inmate-Loses-Tooth-While-Breaking-up-Fight-between-Two-Jail-Guards/If you're a thief and you want to make sure that you can be positively identified, then leave your birth certificate at the feet of your victim. According to police in Dorchester, Massachusetts, that's what one mugger di...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/06/28/Thief-Leaves-His-Birth-Certificate-at-the-Scene-of-His-Crime/Two car theft suspects were holed up in a house in New Haven, Connecticut. Police surrounded the house, but couldn't persuade them to give up. Then officers threatened to send in the dogs:Police hostage negotiators threa...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/04/02/Cops-Bark-Like-Dogs-to-Get-Suspects-to-Surrender/
