Licorice is the world's perfect candy. The flavor is optimal for activating dopamine among all right-thinking people. Not everyone agrees, but this is how you can distinguish between the enlightened and the depraved amon...

I want to leave my mark on the world--to do someth...  ....Last year, I told you about 10 wonderful ways to eat pigs' feet. Among them are pickled pigs' feet. Th...  ...ting. They're my latest contribution to our Don't Eat That, John ! gourmet dining series. To make them, you'l...

Don't That John ! is my ongoing series of daring experiments that...  ...y flavors and crunchy and smooth textures. "Don't eat that, John "? No, do eat this wonder from my kitchen!

Because we have been married for 10 years, she did not even look at me funny when I proposed the idea.Perhaps my saintly wife has come to understand me. Perhaps I've worn her down. In either case, I am a lucky man.For yo...

Taco Bell's line of taco shells made with Doritos...  ...y organic products. Remember that your goal is to eat healthily.Okay, let's get started. Wait until you...

Welcome to issue 1 of Don't Eat That, John !--Neatorama's new series of poorly-conceived culi...