When I see a teenager with a backpack, I just assu...  ... exclamation points for their status updates. @ DamienFahey

~Illustrated by: Sal Oxford~ Hey, songs about lov...  ...y, songs about love. That's enough. We get it. - @ DamienFahey

I'm outside Whole Foods asking people to sign a pe...  ...ide Whole Foods asking people to sign petitions. @ DamienFahey

The adult version of Operation is trying...  ...tilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa. @ DamienFahey ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~

I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny...  ...er, the body of Christ were a tiny quesadilla. - @ DamienFahey ~Illustration by: Grant Rich~

Definitely Damien Fahey day here at Twagg...  ...ken.It's safe to move on to other objects now. - @ DamienFahey ~Illustration: Albert Chang~

If you've driven a UPS truck, you've delivered a d...  ...driven a UPS truck, you've delivered a dildo. - @ DamienFahey ~Today's illustration: Gary Krejca~