The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has ordered a recall of a particular line of baby onesies featuring Darth Vader on the front. The snaps may fall off and become a choking hazard to babies. So don't be too proud of this sartorial terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, especially if the baby has been constipated.
-via Dave Barry | Image: Disney
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I find your lack of footies disturbing.
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the irony!
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