9 Terrifying Lessons Horror Movies Teach Parents

http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-awful-lessons-horror-movies-teach-parents/

Horror movies are secretly one of society's most effective forms of birth control. When I first started watching them, the haze of teen hormones blotted out mostly everything beyond the blood and boobs, but as an adult with a son of my own, I've come to realize the underlying message of a surprisingly large percentage of them boils down to "Holy shit, do not reproduce." Here are some of the less-than-helpful lessons you'll learn from horror movies if you either have kids or are even vaguely considering it.