The Tape Measure Master
His superpower is wielding a steel tape measure. With it, he can flip switches from across the room, snatch objects, or use a Porta-Potty. He could probably even cure a rainy day and resolve buried childhood anxieties. He's Tape Measure Man!
-via Tastefully Offensive
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Obvious CGI Man?
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