What Is It? game 324

It's once again time for our collaboration with the wonderfully entertaining What Is It? Blog. Do you know what the pictured item is? Can you make up something totally wacky? That's what we're looking for: the funniest and most creative guesses. We will award t-shirts from the NeatoShop to two commenters who post the cleverest, funniest, or most outlandish use for this thing!

Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like in separate comments. You have until Friday evening to come up with great guesses.

Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize. May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?

See, you don't have to know the answer to win! And there's another picture of this thing, as well as other mystery items, at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!

Update: the item is a gunner's quadrant or artillery inclinometer. Interesting, but your wrong answers were downright funny! A t-shirt goes to pismonque, who said “That's the FreeFall thrill ride at Six Flags Over Lilliput.” Another t-shirt goes to Lucas Gentry for his answer “It's a practice bat'leth, for infant Klingons. Once you turn 5 years old, though, you need to use real blades, though.” Congratulations to both! Find the answers to all the mystery items of the week at the What Is It? blog.


It's a small scale model used for Roller Coaster architects. Like a "don't make curves sharper than this" sign, but without numbers.

I Heart Science, Black, XL
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It's an early gyroscope for boats. The little doodad in the middle is a level. If the bubble is on the right, everybody lean right. If the bubble is on the left, everybody lean left.

I Heart Science, Black, XL
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It's the only piece left after the famous burning of the libraries in Alexandria. It's a shelf bracket that was in a maintenance man's hand as he ran out of the building.

I Heart Science, Black, XL
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It's a caliper used in Roman times as they were practicing their famous shield-to-shield phalanx formation. The officers would measure the distance between each head using this tool.

I Heart Science, Black, XL
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Hi !
It's an antique goniometer, used to mesure small angles.
It was used by the first angry birds on earth, called aepyornis.
With this device, two birds (aepyornis) could kill one stone (age).
Science is great !

Playing Schrodinger, M.
Thanks
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It's a section of track from an old Hot Wheels Monorail set. Mattel quickly discontinued that product line as kids never really grasped the value of mass transit.

et tailwhip,xl
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It was a tool used to measure the "Angle of the Dangle". But it was rendered obsolete when it was discovered that the "Motion of the Ocean" was a more important unit of measure.

Dick and Bruce, Silver, 2XL
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Doctor Who's Planetary Space Level. The good Doctor uses this verify whether a planet is all wibbly wobbly.
Little Princess, Ladies L, Silver
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Its a boomerang for an OCD Australian, or anyone else that uses a boomerang and has OCD, because even their throws have to be perfect and level.

When Worlds Collide, L
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The first Hotwheels ramp released in 1895. It includes a futuristic hovering horseless carriage from the year 2000. It was not popular upon release because it was too ahead of it's time.

Uncle Venkman, L
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This is a quality of life graphing instrument. One places the bubble at the top indicating ones current time. Then the bubble is released and its final location determines if ones quality of life increases or decreases over time.

Obey Gravity L
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This custom leveling unit is used by big bankers and other one-percenters to make certain they retain the advantage of an unlevel playing field.

[ Offworld Colonies, Black, XL ]
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Bear with me here. You know those ramps they have at the bowling alley for kids and others who can't heft a bowling ball? Well, same thing here, but for people who can't use a cue stick on a pool table.
Okay, it may not be all that funny but I could be on to something here....

et tailwhip,xl
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This is an old 1920s-era zoetrope type of device. When you look through the eyepiece and slide it along the track, you see a nice young flapper woman doing something just unthinkable. Geez, what was the world coming to?

et tailwhip,xl
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An early prototype of a future self propelled boomerang that ran on kinetic energy. Just vigorously run the slider on the track and then be amazed!

Another Castle, Navy xlg
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