Cat Burglar Prowls Around Washington Neighborhood

They don't call them cat burglars for nothing, and a cat's thievery skills are an inspiration to crooks who want to commit crimes quietly and slink away scot-free.

But cats know nothing about the human legal system so they don't care if they get caught, and they can't help but show off all the stuff they've been boosting to their humans, which is how they get caught.

A shifty little kitty named Dory, aka Ninja Kitty or the Bad Kitty Bandit, has been prowling around a neighborhood in Washington stealing anything she can get her paws on, including two whole pairs of shoes.

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Dory has the whole neighborhood scared to leave anything on their porch at night, but some of the residents must think it's an honor to have their stuff stolen by such a crafty little cat, right?

-Via NBC4