Crab Plays Peek-A-Boo
The crab stands in front of a house that looks just like SpongeBob's. Perhaps he is Mr. Crabs. But instead of using his time to earn more money by selling Bikini Bottom's finest burgers, he's playing peek-a-boo with human non-customer.
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I've heard the Nos' prophecies forever, and they keep not being veritable.
For whatever it's (probably not) worth, I first heard the Normans thing relating to the fact that the French somehow failed to get a message across the pond about a planned airliner hijacking the next day.
'Cause all of us can tell:
- After Rain - Will come Shine
- After Day - Will come Night
- Not only the Great Eastern Empire will Fall - The Great Western Empire will Fall too (because that is just what empires do- After they flourish, they will go into decline...)
- After a period of mild climate, we will inevitably get a period of extreme climate...
- After Peace - We will get war
- And I predict you - The new Airbus A380 will fall from the skies- Evenually. ...Because that is what human technology does.
--- And so on....
And if you do enough of these, eventually you can say Hey see??? I got one on the mark! I'm a Seer!!! ...Or perhaps just someone with enough common sence to make intelligent deductions and therefore predictions...
He didn't predict anything... in fact, he didn't need to.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
But then again, they aren't the only ones drooling over scripture that's best not to be relied on. BRB, I need to laminate this piece of toast I just made with the face of my lord and savior Xenu on it.
Wow, you were really chomping at the bit to use your super clever "globull warming" line in any way weren't you? Who cares if it makes sense, right? Take that LIEberals and DUMMYcrats!1
"claimed to be able to predict the future by comparing past planetary configurations with the events that unfolded at the time to future planetary alignments"
Thus the Internets, which I did and then the END is near!!
Explains alls that I learnerdlly have studiously been sayings all alongs...
People have Nostradamus totally backwards (OF COURSE!).
People think he wrote his prophecies FOR them. Ha! So he could generate endless coffee table stuffers?
Ha!
People are naturally people-centric. No big news there!
**He said he worked for an Archangel** (what is that?).
If such an entity actually exists what is its function and what are it's limitations?
Can we posit that it guides and/or assists mankind?
Can we posit that it is limited by physical laws, yet imagine an entity that interacts
with Reality through a vehicle other than the dross calcium based meat rack we shuffle
about in? (What is the substance of an Archangel?)
Now, drop some predispositions.
If you were an Archangel you would need information in order to guide mankind
somewhere. It is best to know what lies ahead, or could lie ahead, or should be avoided,
or should be directed towards.
Think Lighthouses. You guide your ship through the fog and starless night with the sound
and the beam.
Like surveyors you have one surveyor hold a stick in the distance while the other
surveyor "scopes".
In this case the Archangel uses a book instead of a stick. He "drops", figuratively, a book five
hundred years into the future. The book attracts the minds of men and "Where the mind goes the chi
follows". Threads of energy should be pictured tied to the book, put there by the curious minds of
people *throughout five hundred years of history*.
Curious minds have focused on Nostradamus' book for centuries, each mind contributing its
morsel of energy to the threads. These threads can be pictured traveling in two directions,
backwards in time and forward. Let us posit that to an Archangel these threads are quite
substantive.
***The more explicit the prediction the more uncertain is its reliability.***
(Does this resemble something Heisenberg is known for?)
That is a paradox and apparent contradiction, but think about it.
The threads have to hold together through the storm of time. Events shift and collide with
each other. Small changes in history have dramatic effects. Would you be here to read this
if the chauffeur of Archduke Ferdinand had chosen the **previous** alley to turn down?
The Archangel would have dictated his book with a craftsman's focus of details. Imagine Him
focusing a detail too tightly and the *lighthouse beam* goes out, He is getting no information
from the future. Somewhere in time the threads or beam were snapped by possible random events.
So he focuses less explicitly and the light comes back on.
It is a frequent complaint about Nostradamus' predictions that they are so wide open for
interpretation that **we can only understand them after the fact**. They become true predictions
**after the fact**. Jokes on you! You are giving them Truth **after the fact**. **BUT TRUE
NONETHELESS!**
TRUE NONETHELESS.
The Archangel gets what he wants. He has threads into the future built by YOU.
He may be listening now. Think "Hello"!