Who’s Guilty?

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When you come home from work and there’s a real mess in the house, your first instinct is to grab your phone and record the evidence. At least that’s what I hear; it would never occur to me to do that, but I’m an old fogey. Anyhow, this guy came home to a horrific scene. Who is responsible for this?

Cat one: No, I didn’t do it. And even if I did, who cares?

Cat two: I didn’t do it. I didn’t even see it.

Dog: I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! PLEASE DON’T BE MAD AT ME! I’M SO SORRY, FORGIVE ME I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! SO SORRY!

Dogs are wonderful, but they aren’t known for playing it cool. If I had to decide, I would bet that the cats were just as guilty, even if the dog "technically" made the mess. -via Arbroath


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I can hear the cats saying, "All right, keep your big yap shut, or it's curtains for you," with an Edward G. Robinson sneer. "You'll take the fall, if you know what's good for ya."
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