The Best Family Portrait Ever

A hep cat, his hep chick and a sloth walked into a portrait studio.

The hep cat said "Hey man, like, how much for a pic?", to which the guy behind the counter replied "With or without digital retouching?"

The hep chick took offense to this statement, and said "Like, whaddya mean man? You don't dig the way we look, man?"

The guy's responded "You and your husband look just fine, but that is THE UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!"

The title said it all! Well done, Zeon. Well done.

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That's the first sloth I've ever seen with a adamantium skeleton!

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He's got his mother's smile!

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"Han and Leia, the later years."
Leia never had the heart to tell Han who the REAL father of their baby was.

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