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— Marina Amaral (@marinamaral2) November 20, 2021

Theaters put their rules up on the screen before film showings to remind people to turn off their cell phones, keep quiet, and put their empty popcorn tubs in the garbage. The cell phone reminder is useful to those of us who never think about our phones until the ringer chimes. While most other rules seem like just common sense and common courtesy, we know there are plenty of people who have neither. And it was ever so. Even at the beginning of cinema, people had to be reminded that there are others in the room.

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— Marina Amaral (@marinamaral2) November 20, 2021

Marina Amaral collected slides that were shown before silent films in 1912 to remind people that while that hat is lovely, other theater patrons would like to see around it. You can see how how these slides worked to set the standard back when the movegoing experience was new. Sadly, some of these etiquette rules are still needed today, but you have to wonder if they do any good. On the one hand, someone who is prone to talk loudly over a film or harass other patrons is not going to be swayed by a posted rule. On the other hand, having the rules posted gives a theater owner grounds to evict a transgressor. See more of Amaral's collection of slides at Twitter or at Threadreader.  -via Fark

"Man, the internet sure has changed!" You say or hear that statement quite a lot. It's true that new technology, shared experiences, and cultural shifts take place at the speed of light thanks to the ease and reach of the internet. When so many changes take place in just a few years, you can lose track of what once was. Quick, do you recall which came first- Napster or Wikipedia or wifi? Those milestones seem to exist in a lump now, although the internet we have now evolved in a series of steps. I remember when we talked about "web 2.0" for a long time before the term "social media" was settled on, and it wasn't all that long ago.

Mental Floss has a refresher on the subject of internet history, with 20 milestones that may strike you as profound, or maybe just nostalgic. At any rate, they help to explain how we got where we are today.

Here at Neatorama, we seek to not only entertain our readers, but also inform them. The pursuit of scientific knowledge is a worthy goal for its own sake. Therefore let us pause from our usual fare of cat videos and oddly-cooked burritos to examine the dynamic field of biomechanics. Specifically, let's look at how breasts move about while women run on treadmills.

In a 2018 article in the Journal of Biomechanics, Elisa s. Arch and her colleagues noticed that previous studies of breast movement during athletic activity focused on the movement of the nipple. This is understandable, as the nipple is easy to track. But it is inadequate if one wishes to examine the flow and sway of breasts in three dimensions. Their research required six women to run on treadmills wearing tracking bras, such as the one you see photographed above. As a result, the researchers noticed that larger breasts tended to move more than smaller breasts and that most motion did not occur at the nipples, but at other areas of the breasts.

But clearly, as Deidre E. McGhee and Julie R. Steele argue in their 2020 article "Breast Mechanics: What Do We Really Know?", there is a great need for futher research and observation. Let the march of scientific progress continue.

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— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) April 29, 2021

God Creating Animals is a series of books for early readers based on Tweets by Charles Peterson and drawings by Brian Russell of Underfold Comics. The Twitter account for these gives us a glimpse at how all animals are different and have their unique niche in the ecosystem -with humor! Check out some of the Tweets in which animals learn their features and purposes.

God: you're a moose.

Moose: what if there is more than one of me?

God: still a moose.

Moose: oh.

God: what's wrong?

Moose: I thought my plural was Meese lmao.

God: lol.

Moose: can you even imagine how silly that would be.

Goose: [narrows eyes].

— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) August 30, 2021

God: you’re a dog.

Dog: what does that mean?

God: you’re happy.

Dog: yay!

God: loyal.

Dog: let’s be best friends forever!

God: and very forgiving.

Dog: we all make mistakes.

God: lastly, I need you to help the humans.

Dog: [tail wag] do what?

God: be just like you : )

— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) September 3, 2021

God: you're a frog.

Frog: what does that mean?

God: you’re an amphibian.

Frog: so I can breathe on land and-

God: -underwater yes.

Frog: oh my gosh I’m a mermaid?!?

God: no that’s not what I me-

Frog: [happy whisper] I’m the littlest mermaid.

— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) November 18, 2021

God: you’re a squid.

Kraken: actually I’m a kraken.

God: what’s a kraken?

Kraken: nothing what’s a kraken with you? lol.

God: haha that reminds me of updog.

Kraken: what’s updog?

Dog: [tail wag] just happy to be here.

Kraken:

God:

Dog: thanks for asking : )

— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) May 8, 2021

You can keep up with the voluminous animal jokes at the Twitter account. While the jokes fly thick and fast, one thing that always comes through is that God really loves his animals.

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— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) October 20, 2021

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When I bought my first adult bike two years ago, I gritted my teeth and settled on a Huffy Cranbook. It was good enough, since it had a single gear, coaster brakes, an upright rider position, and the capacity to take cargo racks.

At the time, I didn't know that omafeits existed. Omafiet is the Dutch word for "grandma bike." The YouTuber Not Just Bikes explains how they are magnificently designed for practical, everyday use.

The omafeit has everything my Huffy does and so much more: a complete chain guard, a step-through frame, a coat guard, a heavy-duty cargo rack, a frame lock, and a dynamo for a headlight. The omafeit is a simple, rugged assembly of steel parts that's ideal for everyday transportation.

That's why I think it would also be an ideal vehicle for a post-apocalyptic lifestyle. There's no point in owning a vehicle that requires frequent maintenance or specialized parts. It's not as energy efficient as a road bike, but it's more efficient than a fancy bike that you have to walk away from because a gear slipped and the underdwellers have caught your scent.

So be practical and get an omafeit.

-via Laughing Squid

We've published many videos of deep sea exploration taken by an ROV (remotely operated vehicle) sent down by NOAA's ocean exploration research ships. The amazing videos they record are often accompanied by real-time commentary from the scientists back on the ship who are seeing these creatures at a safe and comfortable distance. Their enthusiasm makes deep sea exploration all the more pleasant for those of us who have no idea what we're seeing.

Ze Frank considers himself in that category, and thought it would be a good idea to have someone in on the conversation who doesn't have an advanced degree in marine biology or whatever. He made it happen, with an injection of confusion, horror, and humor edited into the dialogue.

First We Feast passes along this excellent idea for Thanksgiving. Yes, the dinner event itself is important. But friends and relatives may be staying much longer, so a more informal snacking option can be helpful. A charcuterie board with a selection of meats, cheeses, and fruits can keep your guests occupied while you labor in the kitchen.

To impress your visitors, make little roses out of circular slices of salami. The top of a wine glass offers a workspace and mold. Layer the slices in concentric circles until they meet at the top. Then carefully flip your glass over to present a pork flower.

We've already read about the worst Christmas gifts, which was quite sad. Here's a gift guide that's a little more lighthearted that recommends actual products you can order -as long as you allow plenty of time for delivery. Supply chain issues, you know. When you feel obligated to give a gift to someone you really don't like, you don't show your hand by getting something way too cheap, or used, or ridiculously mundane. No, you get them something with plausible deniability. It's new, it's trendy, it came at the expected price, but it will eventually cause problems for the recipient.

Naomi Kritzer has published her annual gift guide for people you hate, broken down into categories. How about a kit or some supplies for a difficult new hobby that the recipient never expressed any interest in? Or maybe gadgets for a home office that is already cramped, or even your public office, where a tape dispenser that plays the cymbals when you use it will amuse coworkers (shown above). There are always single-purpose kitchen appliances that will be little used, but take up valuable kitchen space, whether on the counter or in the pantry. And you might consider a subscription to a magazine that completely counters the recipient's political ideology. Charity donations are good for that, too. Read more of these ideas, with links to specific products for giggles, at Will Tell Stories For Food. -via Everlasting Blort

Is it full of treasures for us to discover? The long-lost area, called the ‘island of gold,’ was discovered in Musi River, located near Palembang, Indonesia. True to its moniker, the land has gold oozing from the river bottom. In addition to the eye-catching mineral deposits, divers found hundreds of figurines, temple bells, tools, mirrors, coins, and ceramics. Other interesting artifacts found at the site are golden sword hilts and gold-and-ruby rings, carved jars, and wine jugs and flutes shaped like peacocks.

Thanks to all the artifacts, scientists were able to discern that the ‘island of gold’ was actually the lost city of Srivijaya, a wealthy and powerful port that controlled the Straits of Malacca between the mid-600s and 1025. "We're starting at ground zero," Kingsley told Live Science. "It's like walking into a museum wing, and it's completely empty. People don't know what clothes the people of Srivijaya wore, what their tastes were, what kind of ceramics they liked to eat off, nothing. We don't know anything about them in life or in death."

Image credit: Rio Helmi/LightRocket via Live Science 

Jupiter, Neptune, and Pluto by Caravaggio will be sold at auction for an estimated $54 million. That’s a lot of money involved! The artwork is the only ceiling mural made by the Italian artist and features three Roman gods and their corresponding symbolic animals. The mural is part of the sale of the Villa Aurora in Rome, the last surviving location of the 16th century Villa Ludovisi estate. Learn more about the painting and the auction here! 

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Trends are temporary-- they exist in the mainstream for a couple of months or years, but then eventually go out of style. Trends are lucky if they re-emerge after decades, as what we see with the rise of different ‘retro’ styles in fashion. But just like how current trends affect how we perceive clothes, tattoos also are affected by the current fancies of the majority. Except, unlike clothes, we can’t discard body art easily. 

So if you’re planning on getting a tattoo for yourself, maybe heed the advice of different tattoo artists about which designs to avoid. Check Vice’s full interview with them here. 

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The first time humanity was able to land on the lunar surface was on July 20, 1969, when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin trod carefully on the celestial body. After this momentous occasion, the last time someone landed on the moon was in 1972, which was Gene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt for the Apollo 17 mission. Have you ever wondered why there aren’t more recent crewed moon landings? WatchMojo explains the real reason why we haven’t attempted to return to the moon. Check the full video here! 

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This will be a big help --I hope this really works! 

The Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT) is an evidence-based method created by Gary Craig. The technique helps one regulate the intensity of their feelings quickly. It uses acupressure to relieve physical and emotional distress. To apply this technique, you use your fingers to apply pressure to meridian points, or energy points throughout the body, according to Chinese medicine. Learn the steps on how to do EFT here! 

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"When it rains, it pours." You've probably said this when something bad happens, then something else bad happens, or many bad things happen all at once. It's an old proverb that makes sense, right? Except it's not an old proverb at all. It's an advertising slogan from Morton Salt. Their advertising agency originated the saying, which has nothing to do with coincidence, but everything to do with humidity.

Morton salt was innovative in other ways. The distinctive cylindrical box with a spout on top is the way every brand of salt is packaged now, but it was so unique when it launched in 1911 that they patented the metal pouring spout. And that's all before we get to the Morton Salt girl, which is explained in detail at History Daily. -via Metafilter

Enjoy a minute of creative animation by Michel Gondry (previously at Neatorama), starring a dozen eggs doing quite ridiculous things. You may wonder why it appears to be making a big deal about this being shot on an iPhone, which is how most people record video these days. That's because it's an ad for Apple, specifically the iPhone 13 Pro. Maybe Apple thinks there may be people out there who don't understand that an iPhone will record nice footage. There's no doubt that Gondry put in plenty of work on the animation after the footage was shot. -via Nag on the Lake