The Matrix Pajama Onesie



Redditor TheTonz lives in Minnesota where the high temperature was -2F (-19C) on Friday. He wet a set of his kid's pajamas and set them outside to see how they would freeze. The result was a yard sculpture that was easier than building a snowman. On Saturday, the temperature had risen to 26 degrees (still below freezing) and the pajamas had melted "Matrix-style."



An update on Sunday found the pajamas once again frozen hard. How hard?



Hard enough for a child to stand on it. An adult trying that may have left them with broken pajamas. There may be more updates coming, you'll find them at The Tonz' reddit archive.


David Attenborough has been Stabbed by a Plant

Sir David Attenborough is 95 years old, and has spent a lifetime teaching us about the wonders of nature. Yet he's not retired, and is still risking life and limb to bring us more Mother Nature. He is filming a new BBC Earth series called The Green Planet, which is about plants. You'd think that the subject matter would be a little safer for a man his age than chasing after animals, but no. Attenborough has been injured by a cactus. It's far from the first time he's been injured on the job.

Why would you want to touch a cactus? To prove how dangerous they are.

Point proved, I guess. And also because Attenborough is as hard as nails. He was once in a boat that got caught in an Indonesian whirlpool. He trapped a caiman in Guyana. He’s been crawled over by a bunch of wild mountain gorillas. He has met cannibals, and was knocked unconscious while filming dolphins in the Bahamas. There’s tough, and then there’s Attenborough.

A cheeky yet reverent article about Attenborough at the Guardian implies that Attenborough is expected to be okay. -via Nag on the Lake

The Green Planet premiered Sunday night on BBC.

(Image credit: Paul Williams)


Not the Ski Trip You Were Expecting

You might be a little anxious about your first skiing trip because you might ski into a tree and break a leg. But you would never in your wildest dreams anticipate this nightmare.

On Friday, a skier at Beech Mountain ski resort in North Carolina ran over a hydrant and broke it. The hydrant was right under the ski lift. What's the worst that could happen? The ski lift stopped and restarted as the spray affected skiers going in either direction, drenching them in water in single-digit temperature conditions. Some opted to jump off, at a height of about 25 feet. You can see a much longer video of the incident here.

We don't know yet how the particular person in the Twitter video fared, but several people were injured by jumping off the ski lift to avoid the spray. Two were sent to a hospital by ambulance and are said to have non-life threatening injuries. Others sought medical help on their own. -via Fark


Tesla Wanted $22,000 to Replace His Car's Battery, so This Finnish Man Decided to Blow it up with Dynamite Instead!

๐Ÿงจ When Tuomas Katainen of Finland found out that Tesla wanted $22,000 to replace the batteries in his Tesla Model S, he balked and decided to blow it up with 30 kg of dynamite instead ... with an effigy of Elon Musk inside the car!

๐ŸŽฌ Before they were famous stars, these actors and celebrities were on Miami Vice. See if you recognize them.

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Better than sleeping in your car: customers and employees spent the night stranded inside an IKEA store during a snowstorm.

๐Ÿถ It doesn't get any cuter than this: Corgi Iditarod.

โ“ Is it beef jerky panties or brief jerky?

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10 Letters That Were Dropped from the Alphabet

There are 26 letters in the current English alphabet. Some of them could be done away with if we wanted to- there's no real reason to keep a "c" when we have both "k" and "s", and the "q" could be dropped if we were to use "kw" for the sound. But that would be weird. However, plenty of letters have been dropped from the English alphabet. Old English and Middle English had letters we don't use anymore, and each has a story behind it. For example, the letter "yogh" (shown above) looks like a three and was used for several sounds.

Yogh represented quite a few sounds in Middle English. According to English scholar Dennis Freeborn’s From Old English to Standard English, in just the Middle English poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, it could stand for the “y” sound in yet, the “ch” sound in German Bach or Scottish loch, and many more.

You can see how this would be confusing, but yogh only started to die out when it was replaced by "gh", which has just as many varied and confusing pronunciations. And like many letters, its final death knell was the printing press, as typesetters didn't really want to keep up with so many letters. Read about yogh and nine other letters that are no longer used in English at Mental Floss.

(Yogh image credit: Person or Persons Unknown)


Katze vs. Gartenbahn



What a delightful combination: cats and trains! Katze vs. Gartenbahn is a series of five YouTube videos featuring a giant cat attacking passenger trains. No, that's not it. It's about a model train in a garden that occasionally disturbs the cat who naps there. In video number three, shown above, the cat is occupying a trestle, and has no place to go when the train comes through, except up on top. Continue reading to see more.

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A Fire in Australia has been Burning for 6,000 Years

Neatorama readers are familiar with Centralia, the town on a Pennsylvania coal seam that's been burning for 60 years. That's nothing compared to Burning Mountain in New South Wales, Australia, where an underground fire has been burning for at least 6,000 years! Like Centralia, it is also a burning coal seam, and it's moving along the seam at a fairly steady rate, which gives away its age.

The fire is estimated to be about 30 meters deep, and moving south at about a meter per year. The smoldering fire leaves the ground above it warm and kills off vegetation as it moves. The difference it leaves in the forest above is the clue to how long it's been burning, although it may be more ancient than we know. As the coal burns, it causes shifts and cracks in the earth above it, which let in just enough oxygen to feed the fire.

The area is a nature reserve, and is far enough away from settlements to pose no threat to people. How long will Burning Mountain continue to burn? No one knows. Read about this astonishing natural phenomenon at ScienceAlert. -via Strange Company 

(Images credit: Beruthiel)


A Brief History of Potato Chips

Saratoga Springs, New York, is famous as the birthplace of the potato chip. The story goes that in 1853, railroad magnate Cornelius Vanderbilt dined at at Moon’s Lake House in Saratoga Springs and sent back his fried potatoes because they weren't thin enough. Chef George Crum maliciously compiled with Vanderbilt's demand, and fried up super-thin potato slices until they were extra crispy. But Vanderbilt loved them, and the potato chip was born. Crum opened his own restaurant, and became famous for his chips.

Since then, earlier recipes for the same dish were found, but Crum's chips caused people to make the pilgrimage to Sarasota Springs to try them. That was just the beginning of the story, as other people made the snack accessible to all, from the Ohio man who got them into grocery stores, to the California woman who bagged them for freshness, to the movie star who dared us to try to eat just one. Read the history of the potato chip -or chips, since you can't eat just one- at Smithsonian.


A Library Research Guide for The Golden Girls

In the olden days, librarians would make printed guides to doing research for various topics. These were called pathfinders or research guides. Then the internet happened, and librarians adopted the practice for online environments. Then the Springshare developed LibGuides, which is basically an online content management system for libraries.

This isn't an advertisement for LibGuides. I just love their product. A professor can email me a class research assignment and I can throw a research guide for it online in as little as 15 minutes.

Now Rice University's Fondren Library has kicked up the game. Librairan Jeanette Sewell, who identifies as "the Official Golden Girls Librarian" offers her patrons (and us) a LibGuide on The Golden Girls. This is timely, given the recent departure of Betty White from among us.

I'm especially impressed with Sewell's scholarly bibliography on The Golden Girls, which would be especially helpful for both pop culture researchers and casual fans.

-via Rebecca Baumann


The Slowest Lambourgini is Up For Auction

This is a restored Lamborghini 5C TL tractor that was built in the 1960s. Owning this would make you the envy of all the guys down at the co-op! If you're not a gearhead, you might be surprised to know that Lambourgini built tractors before the company ever built cars.

Ferruccio Lamborghini grew up on the family vineyard and was always fascinated by farm machinery. After World War II he designed tractors that would get Italy back in its feet again. He became so wealthy that he could afford nice sports cars, which eventually included Ferraris. But as an engineer, he wasn't happy with his Ferrari, and let the company founder, Enzo Ferrari, know about it.

He took his grievances to Enzo Ferrari and the two famously head-strong men had a wild argument over it – the result being that Ferruccio started his own car company to show Enzo how it should be done.

The two companies remain each other’s greatest rivals to this day.  

While Lamborghini's name became forever associated with luxury sports cars, he continued to build tractors into the 1970s. Read about Lambourgini and his tractors at Silodrome. -via Fark  

Get the details of this particular model at the auction listing. Bidding will close on January 10.


Primary Targets: Fabrice Mathieu's Sequel to Terminator 2



Yeah, we know there was a Terminator 3, but even if we consider it canon, there's room for further adventures anywhere in that messed-up timeline, as we've seen from the many other forgettable Terminator sequels, and you can improve upon them as you will.

After the events of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Sarah Connor and her son John took on new identities. But now there are several terminators (model T-800) sent back to find them. Fabrice Mathieu (previously at Neatorama) edited together more than a dozen movies to create this clever dialogue-free action sequence. -Thanks Fabrice!


Bavis and Butt-Head as Old Guys

๐Ÿ“บ Mike Judge tweeted a teaser about an upcoming Beavis and Butt-Head movie on the streaming service Paramount+. The thing is, they're now middle-aged men with balding heads, bad teeth and pot bellies. But some things don't change: surely they'll still be wearing old heavy metal T-shirts like all the middle-aged men I know.

๐Ÿ˜ป When Milo the dog gave birth prematurely to a litter of puppies that didn't survive, she was so heartbroken ... until she got to adopt some rescue kittens.

๐Ÿ  What is old is now cool again. Straight outta a sixties house: Linoleum is making a comeback.

๐ŸŽต From country to rock to rap, here's the funniest butt song remix we can all get behind. No and if or but(ts) about it. Punny enough for ya? Ba-dum-bum.

๐Ÿœ How do you clean a spilled ramen? Why, with a Cup Noodle ramen-shaped mop, of course.

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This Armadillo is Already Giving Up on Her New Year's Resolution!

2022 is almost a week old, so how's your New Year's Resolution holding up? Are you still going strong or have you given up on it?

The Cincinnati Zoo tweeted an adorable photo of its armadillo named Juanita taking a nap on her exercise wheel. Or maybe her New Year's Resolution is to get on the exercise wheel more often - she just never specified that it's for actual exercise. So there, napping on her exercise wheel technically satisfies that resolution.


The Most Boring TV Shows and Movies

Now that we're about done with the year-end "best of" lists, we can look to the very worst. Uswitch has combed through IMDb reviews, searching for negative phrases, to compile lists of the most boring TV show and movies from the last couple of decades. Here are the movies.

1    The Last Airbender
2    Annabelle
3    Suicide Squad
4    Total Recall
5    Battle Los Angeles
6    Justice League
7    Green Lantern
8    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
9    Alice in Wonderland    
10    Clash of the Titans    
11    The Wolfman
12    Ice Age: Continental Drift    
13    White House Down
14    X-Men: Apocalypse
15    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

I've only seen two of these movies, and I can't argue about them. Still, any list of "worst" guided by viewer opinions needs a caveat in that the movies that no one bothered to go see were probably even more boring.

They also have a rundown of the most boring TV shows, and since the list was compiled in November, a look at the worst Christmas movies and TV specials as well. See all the boring media listed, with discussion about some of them, at Uswitch. -via Mental Floss


Everyone in the UK Learns to Drive a Manual Transmission



In the 21st century, Americans mostly buy and drive cars with automatic transmissions. That's not the case in the United Kingdom, where more cars with manual transmissions were bought every year up until 2020. And even today, automatics are barely ahead in sales. That's because in the UK, everyone, or let's say almost everyone, learns to drive using a manual transmission.

See, when a teenager goes to take the test for a driver's license, the car they use for the test determines what kind of license they receive (if they pass the test). If you use an automatic vehicle, you get a license to drive automatic vehicles only. If you use a car with a manual transmission and pass, you get a license for either kind of car. If you get a restricted license for automatic only and then decide later that you want an unrestricted license, you have to take the test over again with a manual transmission.

The UK has a bit fewer than a million people with automatic-only licenses, and almost 40 million with licenses for both types of transmissions. There is a bit of a stigma attached to the automatic-only license. Read more about the way the UK drives at Jalopnik.


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