Macaulay Culkin Stormed Off Stage After Fan Interrupted Kazoo Solo

Photo: Xposure/ Metro screencap via Metro

... and then he went home alone (hah!)

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?

Okay, you asked for it! According to Manchester Evening News, the Home Alone child star Macaulay Culkin played his first gig at the Zoo pub in Manchester, England, with his band The Pizza Underground (previously on Neatorama):

Performing in front of a screen displaying pictures of cheese and pepperoni, Culkin and his bandmates turned All Tomorrow's Parties, I'm Waiting for the Man and Take a Walk on the Wild Side into All Pizza Parties, I'm Waiting for Delivery Man, and Take a Bite of the Wild Slice.

Alessandro Lima, who was in the crowd, said: "It was the weirdest thing I've ever watched. It was just bizarre."

But everything wasn't all peachy when someone at the audience threw glasses at Culkin. Shortly afterwards, the former child star stormed off the stage when someone rudely interrupted his kazoo solo (you can't make this stuff up!).

If you're curious, here's a clip of Culkin performing his kazoo solo at another gig in London. I'm mesmerized to see that his kazoo is shaped like a small trombone: