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A Balanced Diet is a Donut in Each Hand! Can't argue with the motto of Maple Donuts of York County, Pennsylvania. Yum!

The fast food business is a dog eat dog eat cookie kind of business. In the spirit of competition, here's a picture of a local Subway ("Mmm Cookies") and KFC ("We have cookies too") trying to duke it out with their signs.

Something interesting happens when you line up the various boxes of Rice Chex, Wheat Chex, and Corn Chex: they all line up! The various characters on the box look like they're taking a handful of the snack food while serving up another bowl to the character in the next box!

Update 6/28/14: Thanks to Neatoramanaut Craig L, we now know that this phenomenon is far more awesome that I originally thought. You can do it with all 7 varieties of Chex, and the first and last one form a loop!

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If you've had too much "ale"in, don't drink and drive. This retro ad from Coors cautioned its patrons, "If you go beyond your limit, please don't drive." Instead, they should do what E.T. did and "Phone Home" instead.

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Grant Davis (baronvongrant) was impressed at the pose that his 15 month-old toddler Winter struck for a picture and decided that she needed a better backdrop.

"I was amused with the pose in this photo so I decided to see how many ways I could work it into various films and make her pose have different contextual meanings: defensively warding off Godzilla, reaching out for a Snitch, blasting a repulsor ray from her Iron Man glove," said Davis to TODAY.

The results are absolutely fantastic. Take a look:

The original photo

Trying to impress the other guys with your hard work and creativity? How’s that working out for you? This scenario is brought to you by John McNamee at Pie Comic. Bonus: In case you didn't like how the story turned out, this comic comes with an alternate ending.

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her book. Bookstore manager and redditor Ihazahapee channeled Sir Mix-A-Lot (Sir Read-A-Lot) to come up with this beauty.

Sing it with me now:

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE

You other readers can't deny
When a good book walks in with
A good plot base
And a big spine in your face
You get sprung!
Wanna get out your notepads
'Cause you noticed that book
Was dense.
Deep in the book I'm reading,
I'm hooked and I can't stop
Speeding, through Baby
I wanna get that literature,
And Instagram that picture,
My teachers try to train me
But that book you've got
Makes me so brainy!
(Baby got books!)

Igor Mitin, creative director of the brand agency GOOD! created these fun product design of "experimental" motorcycle helmets with custom prints. We love the bald head motorcycle helmet above, but are impressed with the rest of the collection, which won the 2011 Red Dot Design Award:

(Excuse me, sir, but you have a butt on your head!)

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I am disappointed that this Patrick Star custom-painted rim isn't actually on the SpongeBob SquareCar. I wonder if it screams "Leedle leedle leedle lee" when the car goes.

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But does it come with organic sheet metal screws? This sign by Vinje & Son custom sheet metal fabricator in Portland, Oregon, claims that they sell organic gluten-free sheet metal. Technically, aren't all sheet metal gluten-free?

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"Rehab is for Quitters!" the sign outside of Louis Torres' house in Fort Worth, Texas, where it's always beer thirty all day, any day.

Tui Snider of Mental Mosaic posted ths amazing photo of the front gate of Torres' house, which is festooned with thousands of empty cans of beer. As you can guess, Torres drinks exclusively Miller Lite and Milwaukee's Best Light - which gives the unusual decor a distinctive blue pallete.

According to NBCDFW, the whole thing got started when he decided to string empty cans of beer as a DIY ornament:

He wrapped the end of a long, thin wire around a weight, tossed it over one of the limbs of a hackberry tree in his back yard, and started stringing cans onto it. When the string was about 30 feet long, he tied it off to his chain-link fence.

Impressed with the results, Torres decided to do it over and over again. The "Beer Can House" has now become a popular tourist attraction, and Torres often discover people leaving him packs of beer. "Some days I'll get home and find 12-packs sitting inside the gate," he said.

Hedge trimmer? We don't need no stinkin' hedge trimmer! Not when we have a lawn mower and a truck-mounted crane!

Not sure if this is the old Cointe Observatory in Belgium (sadly, not old New New York), or Planet Express Building from Futurama. They look suspiciously identical ... just missing the Angry Dome. Via imgur.

Warning! This sign may make your boss laugh ... then fire you sorry butt! The "Warning - To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job" sign would make the perfect addition to your workplace!

Who says that donuts have to be round? Here's some square donuts that look just as good as their more common cousins, the round donuts.

Wonder how they're made? A little Googlin' found these from (the appropriately named) Square Donuts, a donut shop in Terre Haute, Indiana: