via Will It Beard

Macho yet sensitive, and if flower beard isn't a girl magnet, we don't know what is.

When beard artist (beardist, as we've called him previously on Neatorama) Pierce Thiot of Will It Beard? artfully arranged flowers on his beard, a new summer hipster trend was born. Just think of it as a manly equivalent of a flower crown. That or buffoonery, depending if you like beards or hipsters.

Feast your eyes on these wonderful flower beards:

(Image Via Malvorlagen/Imgur)

Do you ever feel like you work for an evil mastermind who is hatching a despicable plan to take over the world?

If you answered yes then you’ll probably relate to the giant construction minion in this photo- he's working hard for his supervillain boss and loving every minute of it!

Minions aren’t generally known for their fine workmanship, so whatever this guy helps build will probably come tumbling down in a day or two, but at least he delivers service with a smile. BEE-DO-BEE-DO-BEE-DO!

-Via Cheezburger

Redditor machina99 spotted this sign at the Carolla Cantina in Outer Banks, North Carolina. Refraining from judgment is a great idea if you want your customers to leave good tips.

The Carolla Cantina allows pets on its patio, so feel free to bring your cat, dog, or howler monkey.

-via Tastefully Offensive

Forget acid washed jeans! Those are so passé. The new "in" look is animal-shredded jeans.

In order to raise funds for the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi City, Japan, volunteers and zoo supporters of the Mineko Club wrap old tires and giant rubber balls with sheets of denim, and let lions, tigers, and bears "play" with them. They then recover the ripped denim and sew them into Zoo Jeans.

The first batches are up for auction, and one series - the Zoo Jeans Model T1, which have been expertly ripped by tigers - have fetched upwards of a thousand dollars.

In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Captain Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the Star Trek crew traveled back in time to 1986. Well, it's a good thing that they didn't travel back in time to 2014, because they'd be laughed out of San Francisco for those "antique" communicators, as this Bizarro comic panel shows.

After all, this is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture we've got in 21st century America.

Hooray for imaginary people who study calculus! They're an integral part of the MIT community, where this sign was spotted. "Real People" points to the MIT Sloan School of Management, whereas the "Calculus" is pointing to the rest of the campus.

"I" would like to point out this guy spotted at Ithaca, New York, who actually doesn't need anything at all. He just like to hold signs ... and, apparently, use unnecessary quotation marks!

Well, isn't a divorce basically half-off already? We spotted this humorous "Buy One Divorce Get The Next One 1/2 Off" coupon for divorce attorney Sean Simmons over at Bad Newspaper.

Aw, Batman could've cut loose a little bit. But at least he showed up! This fantastic poster by Julian Totino Tedesco shows superheroes in a beach party for the upcoming 2014 Tampa Bay Comic Con.

See how many characters you recognize.

Deep inside the Strategic Homecooking Is Entertaining Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D.) is a sleeper Hydra agent who goes by the Instagram nickname elholowicki. This secret agent has just baked the most deliciously evil-looking pie ever. Hail Pie-dra!

(Photo: Associated Press)

Yellowstone National Park is in the northwestern corner of Wyoming, along with a little bit spilling over into Idaho and Montana. At 3,468 square miles, it's larger than the states of Delaware and Rhode Island together.

(Image: National Park Service)

Yellowstone rests on a geological hot spot--specifically, a volcanic caldera. The enormous heat contained beneath the Earth's surface bubbles up through geysers and hot springs. 

The geothermal heat can damage human structures on the surface. This photo from the Associated Press shows a strip of Firehole Lake Drive. The subsurface heat has melted the asphalt.

-via Gizmodo

P.S. Harry Turtledove, a fantasy and alternate history novelist, wrote a trilogy about life in the United States after a massive Yellowstone eruption. The first book is called Supervolcano: Eruption.

Being pregnant doesn’t stop women from attending fandom conventions, so why should it stop them from cosplaying?

With a little imagination, some minor alterations and a good sense of humor you can easily incorporate that baby bump into your costume:

This pregnant cosplayer is a lovely shade of green, which is apparently just the way Captain Kirk likes his ladies, and her costume brings to mind one rather geeky question- how many gals across the galaxy have fallen for that patented James Tiberius charm?

-Via io9

One Loop Portrait a Week #35 by Romain Laurent
Lee Towndrow is a teriffic - albeit a bit monotone - table drummer

Now THIS is what animated GIFs are made for!

New York City-based photographer Romain Laurent started to create looping portraits as a personal challenge late last year. "As far as the intention of the series, it's a way for me to explore a hybrid medium, experiment and being spontaneous while sticking to a short weekly deadline," Laurent told Colossal, "There isn't a common concept between each loop, I just 'go with the flow' and see what comes to my mind each week."

One Loop Portrait a Week #32 by Romain Laurent
Darwin Deez hovers majestically

One Loop Portrait a Week #16
Nicole Bogatitus didn't have enough coffee this morning

Redditor AbsintheCube went to Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park in California with his daughters. They had a great time, but he felt that something was missing ... a thrilling adventure, so AbsintheCube decided to fix that with a little Photoshoppery.

Take a look:

Don't just pop open the pizza box when you get your pizza delivery. Open slowly for dramatic effect, as this pizza box from Papa Gino's pizzeria in Massachusetts said.

It won't hurt if you have a little drumroll sound effects playing in the background.