Dear Sandwich Thief

When an office is under attack by a nefarious sandwich thief, one employee dares to step up and write the passive-aggressive note that started it all:

The employee clearly thought this appeal to the thief's sense of maturity and dignity would end the sandwich stealing madness, but the thief was not so easily deterred:

Soon a war of notes was underway, a battle of wits with the very life of a Turkey and Swiss with Mayo on Rye hanging in the balance.

The thief demanded a ransom, but the man wasn't about to give in to the demands of a deli style terrorist:

Their threat to involve HR met with little concern, as the thief upped the ante by including photos of the kidnapped, and totally innocent, sandwich with his next note:

Is this sandwich mystery exposed by More FM real, or the product of bored office workers looking for something to do on their break?

Where does this tangled web of Turkey and Swiss and thievery go from here? Does HR ever get involved, or were those the empty threats of a grieving, and hungry, victim?

Discover the stunning conclusion to this tale of sandwich thievery here!