Perfectly Stacked Groceries
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This is why supermarkets should always hire people with OCD to stock their shelves (lettuce ask the manager to raise that man's celery!). The wonderfully stacked vegetables in the produce department are probably just waiting for that jerk of a customer who'd always pick from the bottom of the pile.
Beets me why they do that. They just don't carrot all about squash-ing someone's feelings. Not berry nice at all.
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haha (and I didn't (duh) get it at first). Sigh. Whirled peas would be nice.
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For my award acceptance speech, I'd advocate for whirled peas.
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Alex wins the award for the most puns stuffed in one paragraph!
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