The Perfect Halloween Treat For People Who Hate Kids

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Halloween haters usually just turn off their porch lights, draw the shades and ignore anyone who comes to their door, but some have a more sinister plan- to trick kids into eating a nasty treat.

You may have seen the caramel onion prank that made the rounds a few years ago, which was nasty but pretty easy to figure out before you take a bite.

But Mark Sparrow Tweeted about a much sneakier prank, so if you go to Mark's house do not eat any of his chocolate "bon bons" or you'll be sorry.

It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighbourhood kids. Try dipping Brussels sprouts in chocolate for them. pic.twitter.com/HFXGA9vFSV
— Mark Sparrow (@MarkGSparrow) October 24, 2016

It's a good thing most parents will only let their little trick-or-treaters eat wrapped treats, or Mark's neighbors would probably form a posse!

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I'm not a big fan of Hallowe'en, but I think anyone who gets their jollies from tricking kids with fake candy has serious issues. Did they have a bad experience, as children, that makes them want to ruin it for everyone else? Just look at the faces of kids when they have scored a big bad of free candy. Only a true monster would want to ruin that. Either participate, or turn out your lights and ignore your door.

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