New Ballpark Offering: The Slider Dog

The @Indians new vendor Happy Dog's "Slider Dog." Mac n cheese, bacon, and fruit loops #TribeLive pic.twitter.com/lXolPE2Zjq

— Thomas Khristenko (@ChefKyrie) March 31, 2016

Baseball season is coming! Opening Day is Sunday. And Progressive Field in Cleveland is ready for gluttonous Indians fans with a new hot dog vendor, Happy Dog, who will offer a dog with all your favorite indulgences on it. The new Slider Dog is topped with macaroni and cheese, bacon, and Froot Loops. It’s an extension of this weird idea that if you like more than one thing, you should combine them. Yeah, I like all these things, and I like hot dogs, but throwing them all together seems like an infinitely bad idea. But what do I know? I don’t even go to Major League Baseball games. -via Uproxx