A Definitive Ranking of All 27 Pop-Tart Flavors

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In the name of science, the staff of the food blog Thrillist gallantly ate all 27 varieties of Pop-Tarts commonly available on the open market. By doing so, they spared you the trouble of doing the same. They then reviewed and ranked all of those flavors, carefully noting the variable tastiness of each. As a result, all of us now have available a complete buyers’ guide.

The Thrillist writers gave the #27 slot to Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon and the #1 position to Blue Raspberry. I had not heard of most of the flavors, including #19, which is Whole Grain Brown Sugar Cinnamon. And I’m at a loss to understand why there is a whole grain Pop-Tart at all, as anyone who is eating Pop-Tarts is completely unconcerned with nutrition.

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