18 Food Monstrosities That Will Give You a Virtual Heart Attack

Pleated Jeans has rounded up 18 culinary obscenities that will kill you if you look at them directly. So, as when combating a Gorgon, use a mirror.

Pictured above is a pizza of imprecise origin, but known around the internet as a "real American pizza." Because it obviously is. Burgers, fries, and chicken nuggets are great as individual food items. So, logically, they would also be great pizza toppings.

I'll mentally stash this idea for the next time it's my turn to cook on date night with the wife.