This Man Wants To Steal Your Chocolate Bars

There are some criminals so despicable, so insatiably greedy, that they should probably be locked up for the rest of their lives.

This man is not one of those thieves, but if you own a candy store you’d better watch out. Authorities in Thailand arrested this tattoed thief with 35 pilfered chocolate bars in his possession, officially making him the sweetest thief who ever lived.

Maybe this man knows about a burgeoning chocolate black market we don’t know about yet, maybe he has a sweet tooth that causes him to jones like a junkie, whatever the case he must regret not eating the evidence!

-Via Boing Boing

why! at this time of the month! let's see him try to steal from me.

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Likely trading them for his drug of choice (perhaps it is ink). There were reports of people in the US stealing Tide laundry detergent for the same purpose.

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Does this belong in the thread with the photographs of people with their daily food allowance? If so, you stole my idea you tattooed biatch!

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