The Staff Of Unspeakable Evil
Any sane person who finds a cursed artifact like the Staff of Unspeakable Evil in the trash bin should ask themselves who would have tossed away such a terribly powerful magic item- and why.
But the unfortunate idiot in this skit by Buttered Side Down didn't give the Staff of Unspeakable Evil a second glance when he found it in a dumpster- because he assumed it was a fancy broom handle.
-Via Tastefully Offensive
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