Cthulhu's Witnesses
Don't you hate it when Cthulhu's Witnesses show up at your door while you're in the middle of an eldritch ritual?
It's like they know you're a faithful follower of Nyarlathotep and they're just itching to argue about which deity is superior, as if ol' Squidface could take down Crawling Chaos!
But, as this Optipess comic shows, Cthulhu's followers are an extremely loyal bunch, and they don't even mind if he chews on them a little as long as he's happy...which is an emotion he doesn't understand.
-Via Geeks Are Sexy
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