Creepy Guy Staring At Taylor Swift Gets Photoshopped Straight

Say you're walking down the street one day and you spot a young lady named Taylor Swift walking ahead of you.

Would you try to stop her and get an autograph, snicker and sneer, or start stalking her like prey?

I figured you'd say one of the first two, but if you answered “stalk her like prey” then congratulations!

You're just like the creepy stalker guy in the paparazzi shot above, and part of the reason Taylor always feels like she's being hunted.

But maybe that shaggy guy was just shadowing Swift while doing some Scooby Doo style investigative work?

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Taylor has been receiving creepy, heavy breathing phone calls in the middle of the night, maybe he was just helping her track down the culprit?

Of course! It was Kanye!

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K.West's love-hate thang with T.Swift is becoming really creepy, but not as creepy as this Scooby style unmasking moment-

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The stalker was actually the stalkee all along! You're a tricky one, Taylor Swift!

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Hopefully it will be about the heartbreak of getting caught wearing mom-pants.

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Yeah, I definitely noticed his eyes were on the camera in this shot but sometimes you've gotta go with the joke when posting this kind of stuff. That guy is actually probably Taylor's "incognito" security guy, following her around to make sure the real creeps don't grab her and throw her in their "Mystery Machine".

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Taylor Swift will definitely write a song about this heartbreak yet again.

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Look at his eyes; he's looking at you. That is to say: He's not checking out the gorgeous blonde pop star's diminutive tush, but rather the paparazzi snapping pictures. The real creeps are the ones behind the cameras.

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