Ohio Man Faces Fines For His Zombie Nativity Holiday Decorations

Not everyone who decorates for, and celebrates, Christmas is a Christian, and we put up holiday decorations we see as fun and funny assuming we're free to decorate our homes as we see fit.

Heaven forbid (literally) we present anything but the standard version of Christmas and the Nativity scene on our property, or we may end up paying with more than our souls...

That's the reality Jasen Dixon of Sycamore Township, Ohio is facing for the second year in a row because the city is threatening to fine him $500 a day for his Zombie Nativity tableau, which violates zoning laws according to city officials.

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What we need now are some officially licensed The Walking Dead Zombie Nativity sets, that oughta squash the beef!

-Via Boing Boing

And I thought local government in The UK was petty minded and bureaucratic!

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Just imagine differently themed nativity scenes featuring:
the flying spaghetti monster
Mickey Mouse
Garfield
or a C. M. Coolidge nativity scene...

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Jesus was the first zombie, wasn't he? Wasn't he "resurrected" and brought back to life?

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