Dune Sandworm Spice Bread

The spice must flow--and it does through the dough in this beautiful loaf by Chris-Rachael Oseland, the internet's Kitchen Overlord. Building upon her previous successes cooking Dune-themed foods, Chris-Rachael has called a big one. Again, it is the legend.

The teeth, which can be fashioned into razor-sharp crysknives, are made of almonds. After baking and some decorative painting, the sleeper awakened to find a feast that will change the face of Arrakis. Bless his coming and his going. May his passage through your digestive tract change the world.