Ewok Skin High Heels

You know that alligator skin dress shoes used to be all the rage. Snakeskin boots are always in style. But you may not know of the latest fashion craze: Ewok skin high heels.

Etsy seller Rigel Griffith of San Diego makes these luxurious shoes from freshly-skinned Ewoks imported directly from Endor. Buying them not only makes you look good, but also helps protect the environment by reducing the Ewok overpopulation problem.

-via Fashionably Geek


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THANK YOU.
I mentioned this to my family and told me I was just being childish. But it's TRUE!
Also I thought that they'd left out the place where I live, but I remembered that it used to be an island about a thousand years ago. You can see it in the south east corner of the picture ^_^
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It's really meant to be viewed on it's side, with east being at the top.

http://www.bodley.ox.ac.uk/users/nnj/goughmap.htm

http://www.foxearth.org.uk/Maps/GoughMap1360.jpg

I'm not sure if that makes it look better, or worse.
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Get your mind out of the gutter for once, man!

And -

that's how your schlong looks? THAT reminds you of your schlong?

I feel sorry for you - NOT!

hahahaha
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