Superheroes in the Shower
(Image: Dragonarte)
"Bruce, you stink. You really need to shower."
"I'm not Bruce. I'm The Batman."
"Yes, we know. But you can take off the Batsuit every now and then. And now would be a good time. Because you're starting to smell pretty bad."
"I can't take off the suit. I am The Batman. The suit and cowl are who I am."
"Yes, we know that. And perhaps wild bats smell a bit. But superheroes who want to stay in the Hall of Justice need to smell fresh."
"But I--"
"Dousing yourself with Axe body spray isn't enough!"
-via Pleated Jeans
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Seeing this, I choose to believe Batman is naked all the time, and his black 'suit' is just build-up of gunk and grime ^_^
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