How to Teach Your Unborn Child about Star Trek

Alas, I made the mistake of waiting until my eldest daughter had been born before taking up instructing her in the Trekkie way of life. Now it's a struggle to get her to repeat the Ninth Rule of Acquisition (the foundation of wisdom).

Caleb Clark did not wait that long. An unborn child can hear after 23 weeks, so he began reading to her technical manuals, concordances and episode summaries at that time. But be sure to match your child's developmental level. "Then you can start to talk about Star Trek versus Star Wars, but not until they're a little older. Probably, like, 32 weeks."

Click on Continue Reading to watch Mr. Clark's hilarious video.

Link | Clark's Website

This post should be titled, how to crop a photo so you don't post a picture of your wife's giant pregnant nipples.

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"OMG my dad tried to teach me Star Trek in the womb! I can't believe we're related!"

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All I could see was the nipples, too. What a weird photo.

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Does that happen to everyone when they get pregnant? I mean, they aren't even that big, and the nipples are HUGE. I am now extremely frightened of becoming pregnant for fear of hostile nipple takeover.

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I did not notice the nipples and thus never anticipated that nipples would be the dominant topic in the comment thread for this post.

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