The Island of Misnamed Toys

Lydia's three-year-old daughter names her toys. And some of the names are just not safe. From Rants from Mommyland. Warning: adult language in text. Link (via Buzzfeed)

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My nephew couldn't understand why he couldn't name two of his stuffed owls "Hooter" and "Pecker".

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This makes me really look forward to mommyhood. Seriously. LOL

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I nearly passed out laughing!

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That was awesome.

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Too funny! Had to share on Facebook :-D Thanks for posting!!

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