Mom Leaves Hilariously Wrong Note For Babysitter

I'm sure most babysitters roll their eyes when they see that list of rules or emergency numbers sitting on the counter when they show up, and many don't even bother to read the note.

But those of us who love a good laugh are glad Malik Brazile's girlfriend read and shared the note she found when she showed up to babysit- because it's freakin' hilarious!

The ten item list reads like something many parents would love to leave for their babysitters, unless they're members of the PC police in which case they're pretending they've never thought such things.

The best bit to me- "Don't answer the house phone unless you feel like paying bills". Sounds about right!

-Via Some Parenting

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In junior high I always looked forward to Friday lunches because it was a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. I loved the soup because they made it with water -not milk- and then boiled the hell out of it so it got this wonderful rich tomato tasting flavor. Yum!

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Fast food in schools sounds fine to me... They can't screw up any worse than schools did. I remember frozen pepperoni pizzas cooked harder than crackers, egg rolls burnt to a crisp, and horrid low grade hamburger meat between stale buns, and NOTHING ELSE... Not a slice of tomato, lettuce, zip. This for nearly $2, back when fast food dollar menus were respectable, and shortly before McDonalds introduced their $0.29 hamburgers. Oh, and I forgot to mention the lines... I actually had days where I got in line a couple minutes after the bell, and was several spots back when lunch ended. I hated school lunches with a passion, and can't imagine any changes could possibly be bad...

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Our high school in the 70's was still strict. We did have the choice of a salad bar or cafeteria made hamburgers/hot dogs. However, the soft drink machines in the school were turned off during lunch hours so that milk would still be the only drink available.

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