How to Drink Alone in Public
I like Katie Bee's idea. But this is just a temporary solution using materials at hand. If you have a bit more time and money, then I suggest hollowing out a realistic doll, filling it with the beverage of your choice, then slipping it into a Baby Bjorn. It's much more comfortable than a heavy car seat on one arm.
-via 22 Words
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As a kid, I used to tape a pot pipe to p/u truck dash console, run tube up my un-tucked shirt, down & out my long-sleeve arm-hole, into bottom of empty (but painted to look half full) McDonalds pop cup then up the straw. A traffic light sitting next to cop car I'd tap my cig ash out window, sip a DEEP toke of 'coke' and when I needed to exhale I'd puff ciggy 'n blow smoke. I LOVE fucking with authority...Thanks (Authoritarian) Mom&Dad !
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