Pumpkins Have It Rough After Halloween

Man, pumpkins sure have it rough after Halloween - first they're squashed, then they're pureed into pies come Thanksgiving, and then the winter frosts move in and they all die off until next year.

Maybe there's a magical place, some place better, where a pumpkin can settle down and rot in peace...

A pumpkin can dream, can't he?

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