23 Horrible Ideas For Sexy Halloween Costumes

There's the standard sexy costume fare- nurse, schoolgirl, cheerleader, etc., and then there are the crazy costumes on this list created by the kooky folks at Cracked.

Even though the costumes on this list aren't real, it sure would be a hoot if they were!

(some costumes may be NSFW)

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Great idea! Because alcohol and use of fire arms goes so well together! (sarcasm mode turned off)

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Hey you uoghtta know how long these snipers sometimes have to stay stationary before their target over a mile away can be taken a shot at. That cupholder and a slot for the PS4 are a must-have for the modern sniper...

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It just needs a straw hose and you're good to go.

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So... Who's gonna buy one and send it to Dick Cheney for his birthday?

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Just make it a coke or pepsi in the cup holder or all the dumb liberals will want them banned

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Yeah, liberals ban so much stuff.

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Yeah, dumb liberals (like me), so against accidental death and dismemberment. What a bunch of killjoys we all are. :P

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There's not a whole lot of "accidental" about a sniper rifle. They are usually very much "on purpose".

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A man of any calibre would put a shot glass in there.

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Liberals are the target of that weapon.

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Obviously this photo attracted just the sort who would buy such a thing, namely right wingers waving an (unread) Bible with an NRA sticker on it.

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I love how popular this article is, but would you really fire a rifle with an open beer can attached? Be a messy clean up after I'd think.

Here's a more useful sup holder.

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haha, CUP holder, sorry.

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