There's Something Not Quite Right About These Dolls

Little girls who play with dolls are cute, little girls who play with dolls that look like terrifying, blood drenched evil little monsters probably has one too many bats in their belfry.

Be glad that you're looking at these dolls on a computer screen instead of in person, because coming face-to-face with one of these creepy little dollies is enough to give anyone nightmares!

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A Party Rockin' Pumpkin Named DJ Pump

This is DJ Pump on the wheels of steel, keepin' it old school in the pumpkin patch as he scratches records and feels the grooves with his stem hands.

He was brought to life by Andy Bergholtz, a sculptor who works with a variety of mediums including the most temporary of them all- pumpkins!

Link  --via Laughing Squid


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Interview With The Vampire Graphic Novel Told From Claudia's POV

Anne Rice's seminal vamp book Interview With The Vampire is getting the graphic novel treatment, but this time the story will be told from creepy fanged child Claudia's point of view.

The graphic novel is drawn by Ashley Marie Witter in a manga inspired style that may not sit well with some readers, but it seems to lend an air of elegance and delicacy to the characters that fits in quite well with the story.

Sink your teeth into the sample pages found at the link below and see if it lives up to your expectations...

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Live A Lo-Rez Life With A Low-Poly Papercraft Mask

Simplify your life this Halloween by printing out and wearing your very own Low-Poly Mask.

You'll be seen as cutting edge pioneer of costuming with a sinister side, and you'll finally trump those Guy Fawkes masks which are all the rage these days among the young and disenfranchised.

Get your low-poly CGI creep on, and find out if you still fit in with the hi-rez real world!

Link  --via BoingBoing


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Ridiculous Sexy Sesame Street Costumes

Well, it appears that the Mayans were right- the world is ending, thanks in part to a new line of sexy Sesame Street costumes responsible for bringing all kinds of wrong into the world.

Sesame Street + sexy?! More like skimpy costumes with Sesame Street character color schemes and ridiculous accessories, like a hat with half of Ernie's head and some big orange Big Bird feet at the end of striped stockings.

They're ridiculous to say the least, and I can't imagine any true Hensonite would be caught dead wearing these acts of sacrilege!

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Body Painting Can Be Horrifying

AAAAAGGGHH! What's wrong with this girl's face and neck?!

Oh I see, she's sporting a horrifyingly good body paint that makes her look like Venom's little sister.

It's amazing what a good paint job, and the proper attitude, can do to raise the scary factor on Halloween.

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Clever Costume Based On The Shining

If you decide to dress up like Jack Nicholson's character Jack Torrance in The Shining keep this in mind- you don't need the whole door to pull off a look of pure madness.

In fact, using only a bit of the door, like the bit around your maniacally smiling face, makes you look even crazier!

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It's a Pun

This is the one from the list that made me laugh when I saw it. Sure, it's an outdated stereotype but they had to overdo it to make sure everyone gets the pun. See more that are almost as good at Buzzfeed. Link


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How to Make Albino Black Widow Spider Deviled Eggs

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It's delicate work, but the end result is worth it. Edith Zimmerman used a boiled egg, paprika, a pearl onion, capers and a button mushroom to make this menacing figure. You can find step-by-step instructions at the link.

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Cthulhu Jack-O'-Lantern

When the Roger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island, say that it's hosting a Jack-O'-Lantern Spectacular, they're not kidding. These carved pumpkins sure are spectacular! My favorite is the Cthulhu pumpkin above (if you love that, you'll love the Cthulhu section at the NeatoShop)

Our pal Geeks Are Sexy has exclusive photos of some of the neatest Jack-O-lanterns you'll see today: Link - Thanks Yan!


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Get Your Party Rockin' With A Halloween Mix Tape

The folks at Nerd Bastards may be *ahem* total bastards when it comes to reporting on the world of geekdom, but when it's time to put together a sweet Halloween mix tape they've got the goods!

This ain't no five versions of the Monster Mash kinda mix tape neither, this one's full of rockin' good tunes like Alice Cooper's He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask) and Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures singin' Honky Tonk Halloween.

It's enough to loosen up even the most uptight mummies and get them to go out and shake the dust off their bones!

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DIY Cylon Pumpkin With Scanning LED Eye Light

The Cylons aren't completely devoid of compassion, in fact I've heard that if you set a pumpkin carved to look like one of their own on your porch, complete with scanning LED light eye, they'll take pity on your puny human household and leave you alone...for a while anyway.

Since it's better to be safe than sorry you'd better take a look at this fun DIY Cylon pumpkin project by Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories and appeal to the Cylon sense of vanity, for the good of all mankind!

Link  --via JazJaz


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A Tour Of Transworld's 2012 Halloween & Haunt Show

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Each year the Transworld Halloween & Haunt Show displays the latest in horrifying props and costumes for Halloween stores and haunted attractions. The best prop builders in the biz gather under one roof for four days of March mayhem each year in St. Louis, Missouri.

Here's a taste of what was on display at this year's show, showcasing the cutting edge in frightfully fun decor and all those custom made creatures that go bump in the night.


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Chest Burster Roast & Other Gross Halloween Foods

Nothing like a little edible flesh worm or a bloody brain shot to whet your appetite. These Halloween foods might be scarier than they are delicious looking, but they're a perfect choice for a Halloween dinner party.

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Enroll In Zombie University

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The puppet gang from Glove and Boots want to give you the 101 on zombies with a video entitled Zombie University.

It's rated PG for puppet gore, and features some totally sweet special effects and a special guest zombie puppet who's falling to pieces for the sake of entertainment.

--via Tastefully Offensive


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