Nothing is worse than showing up at your friend's Halloween party wearing nothing but a smile, so these funky fresh gals decided to make this informative video and help prevent another sexy costume disaster.
You've got choices, self respect and a closet full of of clothes- use 'em!
(Some language may be considered NSFW)
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The Seventy-Fourth Rule of Acquisition is "Knowledge equals profit." Yes, you can have a fun Halloween without even trying. But having a profitable Halloween requires careful plotting. Thankfully, Buzzfeed offers some tips on the optimal exchange rates between different types of Halloween candy and how to leverage negotiations to your advantage.
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This year Cadbury released their disgustingly delicious Halloween rendition of the classic Creme Egg, appropriately named the Screme Egg.
These zombified chocolate and fondant goodies are apparently more than just a delicious treat- their presence in the candy aisle is the equivalent of a zombie apocalypse in a chocolate shell.
Watch as a valiant group of classic Creme eggs battle the forces of green fondant and try to save the world of snack food for the good of all mankind.
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Things are tough all over, and Halloween is so close you can already sense the spirits becoming restless, so what are you gonna dress up as this year?
Maybe you should check out this list of 15 last minute geeky and inexpensive costume ideas and make up your mind, before you're left out in the cold with an empty pillowcase and a belly full of regret...
London's Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is a one stop shop full of all things deliciously dire, from several varieties of fear in a can, Bah Humbugs you can feed to old misers and Banshee Balls that make all the ghouls wail in delight.
Check them out if you're having trouble satisfying your monstrous appetite.
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From a different sort of Hell's Angels comes The Copper Chopper, a sculpture by Instructables member TUNEMAN. It's built around a soldered copper frame and features spooky lights, pumpkin wheels and a ghostly rider who has come looking for you.
Talk about dry humor! If you're the kind of person who wears the same costume as your cat on Halloween then this is the costume for you! Don't loaf around, get slicing and put that bread on yo head! Squee!
All you need to do to make pizza perfect for a Halloween party is cut it in little strips and then apply bell peppers (or peperoni) as nails.
Keep your costume clean this Halloween- dress yourself up like a bath pouf! It's not only a cute idea for a last minute costume, it's incredibly easy to put together.
Check out the Instructable by Carley Jacobson, and resist the filth that hits the streets around Halloween.
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The days of stirring a cauldron full of witch's brew with a large wooden spoon is over.
The crones have found a newfangled technology that does the job in half the time, and brew production is up five hundred percent.
Do yourselves a favor this Halloween- don't drink any bubbling brew you didn't conjure up yourself!
It's a darn shame to see pumpkins picking on each other, especially around Halloween. Pumpkins that make it out of the patch need to stick together.
Your orange skinned kin aren't the enemies, the humans with the knives that carve funny faces into you are the real enemies.
Can't we all just get along?
This guy was sick and tired of hearing jokes about how "if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck," so he decided to be a bee instead -and he's not the only critter trying to escape the confines of their born species.
I know the feeling. Come Halloween, I am not sure which I feel more connected to- my brain or my candy. Fine, fine, you're right. Take the brain but leave me my Rolos and Caramel Apple Pops.
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Monsters have gone from grotesque to gorgeous, due largely to Hollywood horror movies, but what caused this shift in appearance?
Read on true believers, and you'll discover how gross ghouls and bat faced bloodsucking freaks have become today's misunderstood loners and sparkly little sex symbols.
