Terribly Dangerous Things We Used to Buy for Babies

Our modern lives have been shaped by technological breakthroughs and scientific discoveries that make our lives better. Often, the "making life better" part comes a long time before the "whoops- that's actually very dangerous" part. The automobile changed family life forever, as the large sedans of the past could haul all the kids at once! They could even be comfortably rocked to sleep in a baby hammock suspended across the back seat! The ad touts how this would keep your baby safe in the car, meaning something like safe from rolling down the window and jumping out. However, in the event of a collision, it could easily become a slingshot.

But the car hammock is just one of many products that went to market without someone trying to imagine what could possibly go wrong. Read about five of those dangerous items especially designed for babies, or rather, especially designed for the convenience of parents to the detriment of the child, at Cracked.


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Probably safer than sleeping on the .. I don't have a word for it. The shelf behind the rear seat, between the rear window and above the most forward part of the trunk. As a small kid I remember sleeping on that shelf in our 1973 Ford Galaxie sedan.

When we got bigger, my sister and I would stuff the footwells and and nap laying flat. W/o seat belts, of course.
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That hammock sling shot device sounds like fun. Mrs Winslow's teething syrup makes me wonder how many kids OD'd from it. Although living with chronic pain makes that tonic sound mighty good.
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