I Made Licorice Empanadas

Licorice is the world's perfect candy. The flavor is optimal for activating dopamine among all right-thinking people. Not everyone agrees, but this is how you can distinguish between the enlightened and the depraved among the people who walk upon the Earth.

Empanadas are a wonderful food delivery system popular here in Texas. In a flash of characteristic brilliance, it occurred to me a few months ago that one could make empanadas with a licorice filling. As far as I can tell, I am the inventor of this epoch-defining development.

I experimented with many different types of licorice, most of which melted badly if at all during experiments. Only Darrell Lea licorice melted smoothly during baking. I used a fairly standard empanada dough recipe and filled the dough circles with licorice, either chopped up or in original strips.

In retrospect, I should have actually ground up the licorice pieces into very fine bits to enhance the melting. I will continue to experiment as my invention (or, to quote members of my family, my "un-Texan abomination") transforms the culinary world.


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I've seen a lot of sick things on the internet over the years, but nothing even comes close to the revolting, monstrosity of this. When you're considering actively looking for goatse to use as a unicorn chaser, you know you've witnessed the worst of the worst.
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Ohhhh my! I'd try that. I just finished bottling my Italian Licorice Liqueur. Made with Amerelli Spezatina bits because I could not find licorice powder anywhere. And I learned something new (the hard way), when I started last fall. Italian licorice will not dissolve in 190 proof alcohol. Who would have thunk that? Had to switch out to regular water and it messed up the whole infusion process. Licorice is indeed good stuff.
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