Many people go to a psychiatrist or some other kind of therapist to get a professional opinion on what they are doing wrong with their lives. But in this guy's case, you don't need a professional therapist. Any fool who has ever been to a movie theater can tell what he's done wrong, but we might be at a loss over what he can do about it now. Not that he would take your advice -he's obviously in denial about it. I think what he really needs is a certified exorcist. But that's the thing about a curse, once you have been cursed, half the stories we've heard tell us there's nothing you can do about it; you're doomed. But the other half offer some loophole or quest to get a curse lifted. However, that only helps if you have one curse. This guy has them all! This skit for Halloween came from the twisted mind of Ryan George, who always plays all the parts.
Commenting on Neatorama will earn you NeatoPoints!