A few years ago, redditor /u/whalecat_of_the_sea made these Rice Krispie treats with a wonderfully morbid ambiance. The "roadkill patties" look like they might be freshly scooped from the highway and then ground up, but there's no meat present. The artist used actual butcher trays, so they really look authentic meats from the local grocery store.
The labels, which include "Beef? Mince" and "Gerbil Mince" are a hoot, too. Perhaps we should make them for Christmas morning, too, and call them reindeer meat.
-via I Like Food