A Heavy Metal Song about Mowing the Lawn

Mark of Mark's Middle-Aged Metal is returning to songwriting after a couple of decades away building up a middle class lifestyle in the suburbs. He's got a serious death metal message about the importance of carefully cultivating one's lawn in order to keep the wife happy and impress the neighbors with one's badassery.

With a gravely voice, Mark proclaims the need to mow down everything in his path with his "red death machine" riding lawnmower. Like a warlord in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, he brings "order to chaos" with the swings of his mighty blades against the never-ending onslaught of the natural world.

-via Laughing Squid


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