The University of Nebraska is a school located at a football stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska. That stadium, Memorial Stadium, is the holiest of shrines for Cornhusker fans.
The Associated Press reports that at a recent meeting of the board of regents, the governors of the program considered building a columbarium under the football field so that deceased fans will never miss any future home games. The proposal would have set different prices for the location of one's ashes, with higher prices charged for the 50-yard line and the end zones.
Sadly, the Board of Regents rejected the proposal, apparently with dismissive laughter.
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