Query: how long could Miss Cellania and I do this at the Neatorama corporate campus before we were caught?
A lot would depend upon the facilities themselves. For these two men (of course) in Nara, Japan, their workplace in waste management offered opportunities. A grease pit built into the floor could be covered over and the spacious interior (2 meters by 4) offered an ideal place to slack off. According to the Japanese-language news source Asashi, the men recieved a two month suspension from employment for their misuse of city facilities and equipment.
-via Spoon & Tamago, which comments "God forbid men have a hobby."