The Orlando Sentinel reports on the forthcoming inaugural Florida Man Games, named after the outrageous behavior of the male inhabitants of America's most insane state. Pete Melfi of Saint Augustine is organizing an open sporting event in which Florida men will be able to compete in original games inspired by the actual shenanigans of Floridians.
Pictured above is concept art of one of the games: the Evading Arrest Obstacle Course. The goal is to flee from actual police officers over fences and through backyards. Other games include grabbing cash while in a chamber with Category 5 hurricane winds, a motorcycle race with stolen catalytic converts strapped to the bikes, and "Florida Ma'am Pinup", a "beauty" contest for Florida women.
If you're a Neatorama reader from Florida, please consider entering and telling us about your experience. Don't worry about your fitness to complete. The rules say that "being athletic is not required at all."
-via Dave Barry | Image: Florida Man Games