Google Maps Identifies "Secret Squirrel Facility" in Texas - Neatorama

As Rick & Morty (NSFW) teaches us, squirrels are not just cute, furry little creatures, but a well-organized collective conspiring to maintain their domination of the human race.

They're smart, but sometimes they screw up. On reddit, a user with a username that I can't repeat in polite company found a building outside of New Braunfels, Texas that Google Maps identifies as "Secret Squirrel Facility." The campus includes several satellite dishes, which are presumably used for sicurian mind control projects.

Google Maps no longer reveals this label, so we can assume that the squirrels have quickly corrected this error. Their intrigues continue.

-via Dave Barry

It's a Secret Squirrel Training Facility.

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I just looked at this, being somewhat familiar with New Braunfels, and beg to report some secret squirrel skullduggery.

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For the uninitiated, as to what we're all up against:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=secret+squirrel+full+episodes

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We had a 'lone wolf' squirrel who was assigned the task of taking out the internet at various times of the year. He was actually seen on camera breaking into a metal casing that held sensitive wires and cables and stripping them of their rubber/plastic/??? sleeves and shorting out the feed AND filling the metal casing to the brim with acorns. Sabotage is a squirrel's greatest talent. You have been warned...

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I just had an experience with an online map "joke." Someone crated a fake restaurant on a dirt road a half a mile from any structure.

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