A Ranking of States by How Easy It is To Nibble Them into Graham Crackers

U.S. States Ranked By How Easy They Are To Form By Nibbling A Graham

1. Wyoming
2. Colorado
3. Ohio
4. Idaho
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49. Maryland
50. Alaska pic.twitter.com/AlYmE5kwMK

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) June 11, 2023

When I was growing up in Alabama, we used to commonly say, "Thank God for Mississippi." This was usually preceded by the statement, "Our state ranks 49th in X." X represented a variety of socioeconomic indicators.

Nathan W. Pyle has yet to get around to either Mississippi or Alabama, but I'll bet the the curve of the Mississippi River will bring Alabama on top. It would be hard to shape with just human teeth into the crunchy and fragile form of a graham cracker.

Whilst taking care of an infant, Pyle, who is famous for his cartoon Strange Planet, has been chewing over which state outlines are the hardest to bite into graham crackers. You can view his ongoing work on Twitter.