Do you have sensible, practical clothes? Beijing-based fashion house Marrknull can fix that for you. These jeans that debuted for the spring season collection have complete waistlines at both the top and the bottom. Wear them and people will definitely form an impression of you.
-via Weird Universe
UPDATE 7/26/21: I just realized another advantage: these jeans give you twice as many pockets.
Fixed that title for you.